Chemical joke

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

Name: WIFE
Symbol: BV

Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence : Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
it has mixed properties when sit with parents.          
Please circulate to all scientists